Tommy's Blog

Hoorah- the Bonus Protection Department are back from their half term. That means a new half term has started, a new page turned and a new resolution to make more brews. All in all, an outstanding opportunity for making up the Tea Deficit.

Tea Deficit stands at:
IIIII IIIII IIII (i.e a net gain of 1 Bobbins Standard Brew [BSB]).
Due to the size and future growth of the deficit, it has been decided to switch to Roman numerals:
+VVIIII BSB [+1]

Scientist have estimated that the BSB tea deficit growth this year will be 300%.

Marmite on White bloomer (slightly stale, but not bad).
Hula Hoops
Cookie from Sardines birthday cakes.
Diet Coke with Lime.

Last night I dreamt of buying marmite sweets in a bottle of veuve clique. The old lady behind the counter told me at 67 pounds per bottle, I couldn't afford it. The bottle only had 3 sweets in it floating in some black winey/marmitey gloop.

I think I might be craving marmite. There is no bread in the house (still). I think that the anti-Atkins rant may have backfired and I'm secretly back on the diet. Pah!

I'll just have to go to Joe's gourmet sandwich shop and see what a 3 quid butty tastes like.

Tea deficit stands at:
IIIII IIIII III
This is due to the observance of half-term holidays by the BPD.

Marmite on brown (now stale)
Thai chilli crisps
Banana
2 x can diet coke and lime.

No marmite tomorrow as there is no bread in the house (sniff). Grim cheese savoury sandwiches await.

Tea defecit still stands at:
IIIII IIIIII III
this is due to continued absence in the BPD.

Lunch:

Marmite on Brown.
Banana
Packet of Pork and stuffing crisps
Can of Diet Coke and Lime.

Tea deficit still stands at:
IIIII IIIII III
this is due to absence in the Bonus Protection department.

No marmite sandwiches today- no bread left in the house :-(

Cheese Savoury (cheese induced headache)
Cheese and Onion crisps
Piss poor flapjack (with grey fuzzy hair).

Have vowed to stop eating flapjacks as I've had metal shavings and now a hair. Plus they are always warm. Yuk.

IIIII IIIII III

Breakfast

2 x 0.5 banana (the bottoms were soggy- yuk).

Lunch

Marmite on yesterday's Granary.
Ready salted Hula Hoops. They're.... y'now, round.
Tin of diet coke with Lime.

Tea debt currently stands at:

IIIII IIIII II

Charcolarised (my word) bacon on white bap, courtesy of Wee Ricky Latham (WRL).

Lunch:
Marmite on Granary
Thai Chilli Crisps
2 x bananas

Tea debt currently stands at:
IIIII IIIII II

Today I became a bit demoralised, I felt that the need to tell the world of my daily consumption of marmite was probably of no interest to anyone. And then I received an email from a dear old friend of mine (whom I had not been in contact with for over 10 years). They said that they had been looking at other users who had an interest in marmite and the jesus and mary chain and had come across my blog. They said that the sheer joy with which I documented my daily intake of marmite made them glad to be alive in the world.
So for them and all the other marmite fans in the world:

Marmite on Granary, big thick doorsteps at that!
Packet of Thai Chilli Crisps
Can of Diet Coke

Marmite on white bloomer with Sesame seeds.
Thai Chilli flavour crisps
Can of Diet coke with Lime.

Probably a curry

Marmite on best of both.
Thai chilli flavour crisps.
Banana
Can of Diet Coke with Lime

Lunch:

Energis for lunch.

Marmite on best of both.
Beef and onion crisps.
Chocolate flapjack.
Banana.

Tea:
Beans on toast.

Been eating Marmite since May.

Marmite on Brown Bread.
Thai chilli crisps
Just discovered that the Bonus Protection Department Senior Do-Bugger-All has setup this blog.

Now editing it.